just woke up 2 find jill slid this under my front door
i put it in and it is actually “so yesterday” 17 times over. my friends are really good sometimes
swat team training for when they encounter sonic the hedgehog in the field
i am 99.999% sure that literally everyone knows steve irwin is australian
I saw a bunch of ants carrying around a potato chip this morning and it made me wish I had a bunch of friends and a really huge potato chip
sleepovers when i’m 10: omg guys we’re going to sTAY UP ALL NIGHT AND PARTY!!!!
sleepovers when i’m 15: if you fucking make a sound after midnight you’re leaving